Happy birthday.

Three years ago, an older woman at the flea market begged me to buy a pair of boots that wouldn’t sell at her stand. $15. I later discovered those boots were Doc Martens. Those boots sell brand new for $120. Moral of the story; If an older woman wants you to buy something for kind of cheap, just do it. It might work out in your favor.

(Source: grettann)

Camera: Photo Booth

actionjacksonlovesbbq:

#syphilis

2010-2013

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balloonney:

teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them

and think the video is broken when it stops to load

“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”

“work in pairs”

promo4homo:

luring in sharks

(Source: thosegorgeousgreeneyes)

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

stylinsmut:

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

caelhammer:

what if i was cool

oh wait

i am

(Source: orelpuppington)

porkrub:

Is that Lana del rey

The TARDIS Console Room through the Years

The Doctor. In the TARDIS. Next stop—everywhere.

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australiansanta:

science more like sighence

lat1as:

starkidbamf:

thefoxxybenedict:

disneyp-rincess:

supmarc0:

sho0oting-st4rs:

I love this so much. The best christmas gift a kid can ever get when his family was in war. Forever reblog

i seriously just got the chills..this is precious

Queue, school wishing I was tumblin’ ;c
This is perfect.

But what if he wishes for an xbox instead?

does the dad just stay there, like, oops i got a week home and now it’s wasted

THANK YOU BEN BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I WAS THINKING

What if he said, “I want daddy to come home for x-mas” and then he popped out and surprised him? tearing up while typing that.

octupac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”