Happy birthday.

Gretta - 19 - Chicago - Photo major


"It's called variety. You know, the spice of life."

grettann:

Going through some serious “I miss my blonde bob” feels. 

I think “‘I miss my blonde bob’ blues” has a better ring to it.

Going through some serious “I miss my blonde bob” feels. 

fandomstuck:

im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

17. April 2014

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

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deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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merrks:

Likes | Tumblr on We Heart It.

cyberfricking:

breaking news!!! breaking lamps. breaking everything. i’m so fucking clumsy

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sockzombie:

okay so i posted this picture of the moon in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle as a joke on FaceBook.

imageand somebody LITERALLY thought that was the real fucking moon and SAVED and reposted this. they didn’t even “share” it!!

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THIS GAME CAME OUT IN 2001. 

HE THOUGHT IT WAS REAL

good job sega.

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whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

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thebenevolentsnake:

zfortheloveofhulk:

666meme:

lila-mond:

666meme:

irene-sherlocked-adler:

666meme:

666meme:

need an ark?

i noah guy 

Did you just

i want a two paper essay on why that comment was necessary

by God’s name I am going to give you that essay or damn me to hell

I will do this for the sake of irene-sherlocked-adler

THIS PERSON ACTUALLY WROTE A TWO PAGE ESSAY ON WHY THAT COMMENT WAS NECESSARY I AM SCREAMING

SHE CITED HER FUCKING SOURCES SHITDAMN

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