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Three years ago, an older woman at the flea market begged me to buy a pair of boots that wouldn’t sell at her stand. $15. I later discovered those boots were Doc Martens. Those boots sell brand new for $120. Moral of the story; If an older woman wants you to buy something for kind of cheap, just do it. It might work out in your favor.
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
luring in sharks
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
Is that Lana del rey
The TARDIS Console Room through the Years
The Doctor. In the TARDIS. Next stop—everywhere.
science more like sighence
I love this so much. The best christmas gift a kid can ever get when his family was in war. Forever reblog
i seriously just got the chills..this is precious
Queue, school wishing I was tumblin’ ;c
This is perfect.
But what if he wishes for an xbox instead?
does the dad just stay there, like, oops i got a week home and now it’s wasted
THANK YOU BEN BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I WAS THINKING
What if he said, “I want daddy to come home for x-mas” and then he popped out and surprised him? tearing up while typing that.
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”